Guess Who’s Back

Well, it’s been quite a while since we had any sort of communication, so perhaps I should fill you in on what has been happening. What do you say? Good.

The first and main reason I have not been around is I am just way too tired. bMobile insists on taking up all my time by giving free calls and text messages after 10 and I have been taking advantage of it! I’m pretty sure they did this just for me, as a means of saying they support me after being kicked out of parliament for no reason whatsoever. Don’t bother trying to get the same deal, it probably won’t work for you.

I know Ramesh has been trying all sorts of trickery to get me back into parliament but I am having way too much fun thanks to my free calls so I decided to come up with some bullshit reason to not carry it any further. Something about betraying trust or something, I can’t remember. Truth be told, I just get some UNC secretary to make up stuff and send it out in press release, as well as a script I can read in case a reporter calls for a quote or something. I don’t tell  you how to do your job, and a steady stream of bullshit is hard to come by after all.

It’s been so long since I have been on this computer, so forgive me if there are any typos.

Okay, I’m off. Might I just say the Chris Brown concert was HOT! Right now Oma and I are trying to figure out how to make it to the T-Pain and Keisha Cole concert. If there’s internet there I will update you all on what is going on, or if not I can always Twitter. Twittering from the Keisha Cole concert, now that scenario seems like it’s sent from heavan.

Ramesh And The Crime Crusade

I’ve been resting quite a lot lately. There has not been much TV to watch what with the writer’s strike.

I’ve taken to listening to music, and I must say I love that new Curtis CD. How many videos did 50 Cent actually put out? Madness, I tell you. He has videos for Straight to the Bank, Amusement Park, I get money, Follow my lead, Ayo Technology and I still will. 6 videos. Some people don’t even get that many videos off 2 albums! But I digress…

Ramesh is on his crusade. We were talking about it the other day and he told me he was annoyed that people were not talking about him really, in the news. This annoyed him terribly. So he came up with some march and protest.

Maharaj told the small crowd of villagers gathered underneath a resident’s home that if the Government is not acting, then he will go to the courts to compel the Government to act.

The thing people don’t understand is that  it is very important for your Government to be diverse in what they do. Since the fall of Yangatang/Maljo Kaiso, there have not really been many venues for the government to act. Perhaps they should approach Synergy TV? Peter C. Lewis knows a few things about acting important, they could get advice from him. If it’s one thing the UNC-Alliance knows is how to act. Remember those commercials with Jack and myself where we looked like we cared about people and the isuues and all that BS? Acting.

He continued, “Radical action is needed to deal with radical problems.”

This news has a double meaning, actually. While it won’t be announced for some time, my blog readers are first to find out that the UNC-Alliance has entered a partnership with RADICAL DESIGNS!

Maharaj told the gathering that he is organising a march from Tabaquite to Chaguanas to Port-of-Spain for seven days, from January 18 to 25, adding that he will sleep wherever he has to during the march. The march is in protest of rising crime levels in the Tabaquite constituency and all citizens are encouraged to take part.

Of course, Ramesh will be home most of the time, and when he there he will be in the backsteat of a car. Don’t worry, when he’s home he’ll be on the phone with someone actually walking. Yes, we are willing to spend that kind of money to pretend to be with people walking in the hot sun for no reason at all. That and we are putting bmobile’s My Lime to good use, Ramesh really wants a Playstation 3 and he needs the Bells to enter the competition.

I asked Ramesh if he thought anyone would figure out that was the real reason for all of this, so he could have an excuse to call someone to get Bells, to win a Playstation 3 and he said not to worry, so I am taking his word on it.

What have I missed that you would like my infinite wisdom on?