Well folks. It seems as though this is it. I am an honest man, and this is, as promised, my final post on my blog. I will give you a while to compose yourself, but do not feel bad about crying: I have grown accustomed after working with Winston.
Now then, I would like to just say that I place blame on all of you. While I have gone through this already, I need to re-iterate what I said:
“I want to say, every time one of your family or friend is murdered, kidnapped, robbed, raped, I want you to go and stand up in front the mirror and look at yourself. Look at your face. That is what I want you to do. Then I want you to hold your hands together and prayer. You are responsible because you have voted for the PNM and COP, or not at all.”
In short, I do not care if you exercised your constitutional right to vote for whomever you chose to vote for. I, in my infinite wisdom, have deemed you all responsible. What this means is that if you were among the intelligent persons to vote for the United National Congress Alliance, you are not responsible for any of the murders, kidnappings, robbings or rapings. It’s essentially a get out of jail card, or at least it would have been, but we’re not in power, are we? No! So now you have to suffer, suffer under the mafia. Suffer under the teacup mafia! Now people will be held responsible for your actions! This is madness! This is Balisier country!!!!!
Are you people wrapping your heads around this? I hope you are, I hope to almighty God that you are.
As if the stress of all this is not enough, the CORPSE is showing signs of life and trying to fight, but like a headless chicken, I mean duck, ultimately, the fight will be lost. Why so jealous of the dual citizenship? Because Bharath has 2 citizenships and you have none after Trinidad disowned you for splitting the vote? Your only defense is that you fell and hit your head, causing temporary retardation, making you put your [X] by the rash. For everyone else, LOOK IN THE MIRROR!
At the very least, there was some good to come out of this.
Mikela won her seat. While it was as surprising as “The Gladiator” hanging up on callers during his show, we will take what we get.
Jack also won his seat, and while we came to an agreement, that he would be repaid for all the pretty advertising when we came into power, he is very understanding of the situation, but we will deal with this at some point. Ramesh and I had a good laugh, though, as yet again we were able to convince Jack that “Red was prettier than blue” when it came to dollar bills and he will be taking a $1 salary. Thank goodness the boy is so gullible.
Because Ramesh and I had a good laugh means nothing. While the CORPSE is to blame, Ramesh’s relationship with me has been on the rocks. He knows what he did, and I would like to leave you with the pitears that will destroy Ramesh’s career! You are not the only one who can find pitears when it is most convenient to you.
HERE THEY ARE! OF RAMESH PUBLICLY URINATING! THIS IS A SERIOUS OFFENSE, ON THE CALIBER OF NOT WEARING YOUR SEATBELT, OR GOING INTO THE POOL LESS THAN 10 MINUTES AFTER EATING!
I leave you with this, dear friends, and hope that you remember me and my blog. And Remember Ramesh for what he has done!
I know you are in tears that blogging tenure has come to an end, but like a phoenix, rising from the ashes, there is hope, as Austin Jack Warner will take over as leader of The Extra Secret Blog of Basdeo Panday.
From now on, Jack will take over this blog, welcome him with open arms, and I bid you all a farewell!