Remember when I told you that Gillian Lucky just picked up and went missing? Guess what, he is back and out to sabotage the United National congress Alliance! If you recall, our plan for victory is to have as many foreign persons as possible come here and woo you into voting for the UNC-A. The latest plan was to have Gerard Butler come as Leonidas, but due to a Hollywood strike is unable to do so. The new plan was to have Ramesh dress up as Leonidas, but somehow Gillian got wind of it and is out to steal our idea!
It was Ramesh self who was able to dig up these pitears. It seems the process of dressing up as Leonidas to speak with the youths is a very involved process and we have a picture of Gillian before full costume, so we know it is him! Sneaky, sneaky COP! But Ramesh is the REAL one! The people will not be fooled!
The CORPSE will have to try harder!
For the record, this plan is called “Operation 300” which also entails throwing T-shirts into the crowd a rallies with $300 wrapped up inside. Thank you, Jack.