Stephen Cadiz, I’m Really Really Sorry

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I’m learning to play the fiddle so I can write the soundtrack to Stephen Cadiz’ life. You called me power hungry, I made you lose any chance of having any sort of say in the political arena. As you can read, we just put in another woman to fill the space. It’s a shame, since you would have most likely been under the direction of Kamla.

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12 responses to “Stephen Cadiz, I’m Really Really Sorry

  1. Ramesh

    Come on under Bas berra, berra, berra, ay
    Come under red beret

  2. con-doleezah-rice

    bas, drag yuh bow mista fiddla!!! ho ha ha!

  3. W.D.

    Bas,

    I want to tell you dat you really, really have me worried. I am not happy with de way dis campaign is goin’. Now I am really, really angry. Today I called SWAHA to ask for their support. I will show you! You alone feel yuh could get support?

    On a more serious note however, supposin we meet dis weekend, ah go bring meh own soft drink, because yuh accuse me last time of wasting de chaser.

    Jus supposin we agree, ah could get ah safe seat? Jus tink, if dey call me Lazarus, dey go call you J.C.!

    A coconut is $4.00 now – but we financiers eh go mind. Ah go bring a jug an some corpse – I mean, “cups”.

    Cheers,

    WD

  4. A COP Attorney

    “Without Prejudice”

    Dear Mr. Panday,

    Reference is made to the upcoming elections, in which I am slated to be a candidate for the aforementioned COP.

    As a result of certain developments, It is my respectful view that my deposit shall be forfeited, under the provisions of the Representation of the People Act.

    I note that the UNC-A has not finalized its candidates and that Nomination Day is close at hand.

    While I have not been involved in the struggle for justice for the people, I have won a few civil cases for large businessmen and the like – even if I did not win any matters while acting for you.

    That notwithstanding, in all modesty, I feel I can be of use – if only to write a weekly column in the papers, singing your praises.

    I have advised myself that

  5. A COP Attorney

    “Without Prejudice”

    Dear Mr. Panday,

    Reference is made to the upcoming elections, in which I am slated to be a candidate for the aforementioned COP.

    As a result of certain developments, It is my respectful view that my deposit shall be forfeited, under the provisions of the Representation of the People Act, Chap. 3:01.

    I note that the UNC-A has not finalized its candidates and that Nomination Day is close at hand.

    While I have not been involved in the struggle for justice for the people, I have won a few civil cases for large businessmen and/or the like – even if I did not win any matters while acting for you.

    That notwithstanding, in all modesty, I feel I can be of use – if only to write a weekly column in the papers, singing your praises.

    I have been advised by Learned Counsel (to wit myself) that I would have a good chance in electoral politics under the banner of the esteemed UNC-A.

    In the circumstances, I call upon you to cause me to be selected as a candidate for the upcoming said General Election on or before 6.00 am on Monday the 15th day of October, 2007.

    If you fail and/or neglect to do so, I shall cry.

    I hope to hear from you as a matter of greatest urgency.

    Yours faithfully (i.e if ah get ah seat),

    COP Attorney

  6. Ramesh

    Dear COP Attorney,

    You think is only you could mention any aforementioned, thereforto … words?

    I is the senior council. You is a peewat. Remember Dukhani Laloo? Ask Kelvin about where she end up.

    I spit on you (from both sides of my mouth at the same time).

    You are henceforth commanded to do so forthwith before you become a habius corpus like your party.

    RLM

  7. COP Attorney

    To: RLM, Sir

    Dear Senior,

    Reference is made to the abovestated comment, purporting to be from your good self.

    Please be advised that your spit is null and/or void and/or of no effect against anyone except corrupt individuals and convicted criminals. I refer of course to Dole et al.

    Everyone, including yourself, knows that only Mr. Panday can spit on someone and immediately consign them to the political graveyard.

    He has so far not spit on me.

    In any event, I look forward to the day when I can assist you in whatever Ministry you head. That is not to be confused with my giving you head.

    Please be kind enough to put in a good word for me with the Chief.

    Remember, Junior’s fee is always 2/3 of Senior’s!

    Yours ever so respectfully,

    COP Attorney

  8. basdeopanday

    Why the hell are you wasting bandwidth with this?

  9. Ramesh

    Bas,

    I respekfully suggest to you that I am not “wasting bandwidth” (to quote you exakly as you writ it). Since Patrick and I parted company over the apointing of John as AG, I have lorse a lot of wait.

    In fack, I am down to 48 inches when last i check. My bandwidth is less than Tim and is less than Kelvin collectively and jointly and separately.

    Don’t get me vex here. Dont ever forget when you get me vex the last time. I still have the files. Don’t ever forget that.

    Why you dont go and check Oma bandwidth? You might need a ladder to do that.

    RLM

  10. Winston D.

    I want to tell you today, Bas – maybe ah shoulda keep Assam in meh back pocket. He can do little damage there.

    Yuh still want to talk? After spending millions of $ in Woodford Square, dem financiers fraid to lose a little cash wid my deposit.

    Been practicing waving meh hands like you, but somehow I look like a traffic cop (pardon the pun). Any tips?

    Nex time I on TV and you see me nod, it means ah still want to meet.

    Respec,

    Dooks

  11. basdeopanday

    But you are always nodding….so I guess that means yes!

  12. A Fan

    Oh Lawd…Bas so want to be like Patos, he not only copy the man blog, but he also start disrespecting commenters by bitching and moaning about “bandwidth”…soon (if he follows form) he will also fade like the Patos blog…hope not though because his writing is getting better… Just respect your readers like good bloggers like Mani from Manicou Report Bas… Your blog can only grow in popularity with that approach. (Now go ahead and tell mih to suck yuh socks…ah could take jammin’)

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