Could you please get back to me? I offered you to lead the Women’s Contingent of the Army of the United National Congress Alliance. I thought for a good 7 minutes to come up with that to make you not look bad after we stiff-armed you and your taking so long is rather rude. If you cannot come to a decision on this position, which includes but is not limited to making roti for political outings, tying goats at night, milking said goats in the morning and basic Microsoft Word skills, I will be forced to give the position to Jack Warner. He’s been begging for the position. Well, I think he is, it could be that he asked what time it was, or maybe he was choking. You really can’t tell with that guy.
Basdeo “Hunk a Hunk a Burning” Panday