Bad news on the supermodel front today, friends. It seems Miss Tyra Banks has deiclined our invitation to contest the next general election. It wasn’t for whatever reason you have in your mind. Miss Banks declined because she has an irrational fear of dolphins and living in the Caribbean doesn’t make her feel too safe. Who would have known?
Luckily the beauty queen idea isn’t DOA just yet – Kamla may be leading the UNC, in which case we can make it very public that she was won the “Miss Rum Shop” title several years in a row. I can hear Dyer and Fitzwhatever shaking in their high heels now.