Today Is Christmas.

Merry Christmas to you and yours. May you have a Christmas away from Patrick Manning. You may be wondering how I know it is Christmas. The answer is right here.

Greetings from the U.K

I am here in the U.K where I am glad to say I am very far from that greasy handed Prime Minister of yours. I was relaxing here with Oma thinking how big Mikela, Vasstala, Ncola and Niala have gotten. I also wondered where the hell Vastala, Nicola and Niala came from. Mikela is the [...]

I Still Want To Know!

Do the police have the necessary resources to continue their job? If they are to continue as they are I would expect some measures to be put in place:

 Contract with Donut Boys to allow for more types of doughnuts to be delivered to stations
Nicer chairs for police to sit on all day
More dilapidated stations for [...]

Fracas Pitear

Just in case you didn’t believe me about the whole Church’s chicken thing, Ramesh said someone gave him this camera-phone pitear. I think it is all very clear, it even shows me after I picked up a cup off the floor. I care about the environment, you know. Al Gore and I play checkers online.
Also, [...]

Chicken Grease Fracas

Listen, I know there is a lot of murmur going around because of this article in The Express. Let me just say that I can explain everything. It’s quite simple, really. First, let me say that I find it totally unfair that people aim to just attack me over and over because of one or [...]

Mansion Maniac

Oh no, the emperor is in the mansion. I hear Hazel is hiring a team of gardeners to plant the bush of the PNM logo all throughout the yard. When Ramesh confronted Patrick about this, guess what his reaction was!?

And it goes without saying I am back. TSTT’s Blinking service has been horrid. Ramesh! Get [...]

Skin Head

 
Oh, you thought I was lying about him having no part? Shame. I never lie, you know. That you know of.

Ramesh And The Crime Crusade

I’ve been resting quite a lot lately. There has not been much TV to watch what with the writer’s strike.
I’ve taken to listening to music, and I must say I love that new Curtis CD. How many videos did 50 Cent actually put out? Madness, I tell you. He has videos for Straight to the [...]

Patrick Is A Lying Liar

I don’t know why people let this man go on and on with his lies. Look at the Newsday headline. ‘I have done my part
What a load! I know for a fact Patrick doesn’t do his own hair. Not only that, he doesn’t even have a part. He has a mini-fro if anything.

Education?

Pay more attention to me!