In The Local Gov’t Elections

Please, vote for the PNM. Vote for the PNM, who cannot even prevent simple earthquakes from happening. When the UNC was in power, earthquakes were at a minimum and no more than .2 on the richtor scale. Who is this richtor fellow at any rate? Ramesh, please make a scale for me. I should have [...]

A Letter to CNC 3

Dear CNC 3,
Could you please get your reporter Marcia Braveboy to stop breathing as though she is trying to seduce viewers of your news program? Also, when reporting on the mall, her attire wasn’t even appropriate to be in the mall, where she was reporting, far less for reporting news. That is all.
 
Your Friend,
Basdeo

No Jet For You

I hope that Patrick’s delay in Uganda doesn’t mean he wants to get himself a personal jet. First this Dictator builds a mansion, as though he is some President, then he takes a test flight on a jet. Jets and large houses are for people of high status, like Presidents and Prime Ministers, not….Unprime Imministers. [...]

Well, What The Hell?

I’ve looked at this, as suggested by Shivonne. I honestly do not know what to say.

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I Love This Blog

By this blog, I obviously mean my blog. I don’t think I have to tell you my blog is the greatest thing since Kiss Hops. Far be it for me to make your eyes deviate from the splendor that is my blog, but when things are slow here I will allow you to view this [...]

Look At What You Vote For

Not that I want to bring things up over and over, but getting things implanted in your brains means I will be able to make you see the error in your ways.
A young boy’s mother was stabbed to death four years ago. Now we read that his father put poison in his soft drink and [...]

Penny For Your Thoughts?

Most of you have been wondering why I have not said anything about the whole Penelope Beckles situation. Look, Patrick, I know you read this blog on your Blackberry, so listen up. I know a thing or two about not giving people jobs and whatnot. I sidelined Dookeran and look where it got me. You [...]

Some Advice For Patrick In Uganda

I thought I should offer some advice to the Prime Minister as he is in Uganda, since Jack and I both know a lot about the African experience.
There is none.
We know Nelson Mandela, bitch. Do you?
Tell Manmohan hello for me, the old sun of a gun hasn’t called me in ages.

I have a job idea.

Why not audition for a movie? You can be in a war film, on the losing side. You’re used to losing, and with bullets flying, you can duck and run. How does that sound for a job?