On November 5th, don’t go online anywhere else but right here. Forget all the other places filled with lies. I’ll be hosting a chat that evening, and more information will come soon. All aboard the unity express!
Entries from October 2007
October 31, 2007
Kamla D’ Rappa?
I must admit, there were rumblings inside the UNC Alliance that Kamla was pursuing a rap career. I know not to give such nonsense a second thought, but when the evidence is in front of you, you have to take notice. Apparently she recorded what is referred to as a “diss track” for me when [...]
October 31, 2007
Where Is Gillian Lucky?
Some news you will only get here and not in any mainstream press I would like to share with you. Apparently Gillian Lucky has gone missing. I suppose “gone missing” isn’t the correct term. Gone into hiding seems more appropriate. It’s going to be Vday for victory as recent polls as conveniently carried out by [...]
October 31, 2007
Jack Be Muffled, Jack Be Thick
I want to be frank and honest with you, as is the very character of my being. I don’t want to lie about houses in Germany or anything of the sort. You all know me to be an honest man and it is with that honesty I must talk to you like an emperor to [...]
October 30, 2007
Who Is Allyuh?!
Who is Alluh? The people behind this blog should pack up shop and go take some CEPEP work for speculating that me and Patrick are the same person. How dare they make such conjecture available on the internet? Obviously this blog is a product of the People’s National Mooks and should find something of more [...]
October 28, 2007
So, Anyone Can Have a House?
So, because I may or may not have a house or two in London/England/Pakistan/Lebanon/Saudi Arabia/Westmoorings/South Africa/Arima/Singapore/West Africa/North Africa/North, North East Africa/China/Belize/Colorado means this man can come copy me just like that? I will have you know, sir that I worked damn hard for what I took, legally. GOOD MAN, Ramesh, for ratting him out. [...]
October 28, 2007
What Really Happened In South Africa
Well, I am back from South Africa. The trip was wonderful. It sometimes amazes me how we have the money to do all these ads, bring in foreign artistes, pay general campaign expenses and jet set to South Africa on a whim. Yes, I have some money coming that I managed to – ehm, save [...]
October 26, 2007
Raaaaaaaameshhhhh!
Did I teach you nothing? When I get back from Africa we need to rumble like we did in the old days. Me, you and a tea-cup.
October 24, 2007
What I go Through To Write This Blog
This is the kind of effort I put into blogging and anything for that matter. Do you want someone who is always working or someone who is so good he has time to relax? I think the decision is obvious. Newsday came in and had to maco my business as usual, interrupting me from doing [...]
October 21, 2007
I have to confess something…
I have to confess, it’s my ringtone, but it’s just so catchy. Ramesh, get this guy to make a catch ringtone song like this. Now!
You should be able to download the ringtone now, seems as though there was interference causing it to stop working…